11 Things Every Furry HAS to Have
Bitch_McConnell
Published
06/19/2018
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If a furry doesn't have these things, then are they really a furry?
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Firstly, you'll need this handy introduction to the cute and weird world of the Furry Fandom.Just $8.74 -
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Don't forget you mittens! It's nippy out. These are only $26.99 -
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This fox mask's mouth opens and closes with your own, for party conversations or fellatio. This one is only $50.99 -
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And of course you'll need a tail. -
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Squirrel tails also available. -
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Or your tail can connect directly into your asshole. -
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Still unsure what this subculture enTAILS? Check out this documentary. -
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Get this bumper sticker for only $4.99 to advertise your new lifestyle, or put it on a friend's car because you hate them! -
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For some reason, furries love drawing furries. IDK! This book will teach you how. -
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And while furry porn is plentiful on the web, some of the more sophisticated, sapiosexual furries may prefer to read the furry-chick-lit erotica. -
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And most importantly, don't forget your leash! -
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Now giddy up and get started on your new lifestyle.
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